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Happy Belated Halloween (I had intended to put out this one at the end of October, and I never hit Publish . . . sorry)!
Rish shares an experience from 2024 of attending The Fear Factory, an elaborate haunted house with his aunt and cousins. Spoiler: he makes it out alive.
Note: Since this was recorded a year ago, a lot of it is as new to me as it is to you. Funny that senility has an upside.
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Rish talks a little more about working at the library. In this volume, we get:
1) When a bomb threat calls
2) An exchange of puzzles
3) Sleeping beauty and the runaway toddler
4) The new librarian's new "friend"
Bonus . . . 5) Oh, no.
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Rish presents Jerome Bixby's 1953 tale, "The Slizzers." When his buddy lets his guard down at their usual poker game, Jerry discovers the man is not what he appears to be.
Guest-starring Big Anklevich as Fred!
Note: Episode 62 was for Patreon supporters only. So there.
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Rish presents a very short story he wrote a number of years ago for a match-the-image contest, about a boy who gets a strange visit from his brother in the night.
Then Rish talks about floating Danny Glick and the last time he saw A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (1984).
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Rish presents Clifford D. Simak's 1951 Sci-Fi tale "Goodnight, Mr. James," where an unstoppable alien creature escapes captivity and only one man (or technically, two) can stop it.
It was also the basis for a 1964 episode of "The Outer Limits" called "The Duplicate Man," which only the Patreon version explores.
Warning: Distractingly noisy audio.
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This is the big one folks--the most significant thing I've experienced since coming to work as a security guard*--and hopefully, I tell it well.
So, in this episode, you'll hear:
1. The Patron That Was M-wording
2. The Sleeper Has Not Awakened
3. Rish Says Inappropriate Things About Minecraft Club
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*If you don't count the time the poor man befouled his britches because the bathroom door was locked.
It's time for another sketch, guest-starring Bigglesby Anklevich! This one's called "Judge Not" and deals with a boss very pleased his employee is not the judgmental type.
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The mean man, Rish Outfield, tells more stories about being a library security guard, including:
1. The Vomit and the Unlucky Patron
2. The Guy Who Says That The Library Is For Everyone
3. "I don't know you. Are you new here?"
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After going to two different comic-related sales, Rish talks about comic books, and a chilling prediction someone made.
Also, Fake Sean knows a special place where boys and girls can all be queens every single day.
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Rish presents his story, "With A Banjo On My Knee," written for a Journey Into... contest, that, despite not winning the contest, he thinks is pretty good.
Garrett McClarren finds an old banjo in an alley and discovers that it has the power to soothe the savage . . . well, Los Angeleno.
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Rish talks--at length--about a library patron suffering from mental illness, he tries to say "Who cares?" more often, watches Active Shooter Training, plays detective in The Case of the Stolen Backpack, and facilitates a proposal. And says "of course" a lot.
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After watching Marvel's THE THUNDERBOLTS (spoiler warning), Rish muses about the possibility of solving problems with a hug instead of a fist.
And Fake Sean tries his own squeezin, touchin, and lovin. 
I guess it's been enough time to do another Robert Bloch story . . . hasn't it?
This one is the 1951 Lovecraft homage, "Notebook Found In A Deserted House," about a twelve year old boy who discovers that the only thing worse than a mystery is the answer behind said mystery.
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Rish shares the (very) short 1957 story "The Three D's" by well-known poet Ogden Nash.
If Victoria is going to join a select group at her school, she must do something Daring, Deadly, and Done-never-before.
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It's time for some more library security guard stories, including helping an old woman, the homeless guy role call, including the guy ranting about Taylor Swift and the dude who really loved the libary.
It's a Dead & Breakfast story, about an unpleasant dude named Garrett Delvecchio, who comes to the Noble Oaks Bed & Breakfast on the worst possible night. Or the best?
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Rish presents Ray Bradbury's 1958 short story "The Town Where No One Got Off." Perhaps you won't either.
A man decides to get off a train at one of those stops where no one ever goes, just for the experience. But what experience awaits him?
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A hodgepodge of items come together to celebrate the Rish Outcast's 300th episode:
Fake Sean gets spun round, Rish narrates E. Nesbit's "Uncle Abraham's Romance," a scary Disney promo, a tale of eBay Horror, Rish talks about his security job, and Sam Apple's "The Saddest Toilet In The World."
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Rish performs the P.G. Wodhouse's 1925 ghost story "Honeysuckle Cottage."
Crime writer James Rodman's luck changes when he inherits his aunt's haunted house . . . but so does his writing.
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Rish talks about his longest work, the newly-released book "Balms & Sears." He talks about the idea behind it, the reason it got so long, and the many challenges of producing the audio.
So, here we are, the last segment of the 2019 "Lara & The Witch" novella.
Lara Demming has been targeted by a supernatural enemy, and what's worse, he now knows where she is.
Here's a link to the Collection Volume 1 audiobook, now available!
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Better late than never? Rish looks back at his 2024 goals, and sets new ones for 2025.
Rish talks about his car problems, and shares the third segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story.
Lara Demming has started to mistrust Holcomb and her power over her. Does her magical pendant work or not?
Buy "Lara: Volume I" at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVKZX9S9
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Due to car problems, Rish shares the second segment of his "Lara & The Witch" story.
Is Holcomb acting strangely, or is Lara's pendant not working? And if it isn't, what does that mean?
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Just in time for something, Rish presents the first segment of his Lara & The Witch story, "You're In Good Hands."
Here's the link to the Lara & The Witch: Volume 1 collection: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DP7JZYVM
Here's a link to the first L&TW story, "Like A Good Neighbor:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbkHKDgjdxo
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